More tranny stories later!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
