I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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