how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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