Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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