im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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