i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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