Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
BRING THE BAGELS
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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