Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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