She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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