She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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