doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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