love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
