i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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