I wannas sexs uuuuu
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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