I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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