Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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