In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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