I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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