did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just pee around me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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