i just wanna soil my oats bro
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
