We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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