worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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