His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Dick very happy bro
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