glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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