Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
smell my finger.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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