Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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