He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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