If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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