My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Randomize
