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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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