I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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