just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
