my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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