Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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