So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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