How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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