We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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