the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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