I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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