You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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