I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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