Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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