I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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