i already hear my dad disowning me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He? As in you personified your dick?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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