white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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