from now on my penis is your penis
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
