Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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