white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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