mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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