the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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