idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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